Best Divorce Letter (via Suketsah)

Dear hubby,

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever.. I’ve been a good woman to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.

These last 2 weeks have been hell..

Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk dress. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your
games. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want anything
that connects us as husband & wife. Either you are cheating on me or you
don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Wife
P.S. Don’t try to find me. Your BROTHER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
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FOLLOWING IS THE RESPONSE FROM THE HUSBAND

Dear Ex-Wife
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.

It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my games so much because they drown out your constant whining & gripe Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a boy!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything
if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.. About those new silk dress: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out.. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed,
Your Ex-Husband, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my brother Carl was born as
Carla(woman) ……… .I hope that’s not a problem

The Law of Attraction

Each one of us on this earth has it
The ability to lead and inspire

Sometimes our work feels smalls and insignificant....
but remember,
a small ripple can gain momentum
and build a current insurmountable

Begin with one small step
don't let others stand on your way
walk your own path

Some may laugh... so what.
Many will follow.
Don't ever give up

Success
seems to be largely a matter of hanging on
after others have let go

Fear keeps people small
Run towards your fears
Embrace them

On the other side of your greatest fears
lives your greatest life

Get out of the stands
get on the court

Play the game of the life
Take risk
leap, and the net will appear

Be positive,
what you think is what you become

Dream. Dream big.
Feel it, believe it, achieve it.

What ever your dreams are,
go for it !!!
You will inspire others

Extend a hand.
Care.
Be kind.

When someone does good, applaud !!
You will make two people happy.

Be a positive role model
Be the change you want to see the world
Make a difference world

Now is the time to lead out loud !!!!

You are not alone

Just remember, you are not alone
you 've got a friend who cares about you
and, no matter what else change in your life
nothing is going to change that

Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.

When you wake up in the morning
complete the following statement.....
"My purpose is to.... today"

Live with 3 E's :
Energy, Enthusiasm, Empathy
and, 3 F's :
Faith, Family, Friends

Spend more time with people
over the age of 70,
and under the age of six

Dream more while you are awake

Try to make at least three people smile each day

Realize that life is a school,
and you are here to learn,
pass all your tests.
Problems are simply part of the curriculum
that appear and fade away like algebra class,
but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime

Smile and laugh more...
it will keep the energy vampires away

Life is not fair, but it is still good

Life is too short to waste time hating anyone

Make peace with your past,
so it won't mess up the present

No one is in charge of your happiness except you

Because I Love You Without any Reason....

The reason why I love you...
Lady: Why do u like me? Why do u love me?
Man : I can't tell the reason... But I really like u...
Lady: U can't even tell me the reason... How can u say u like me? How can u say u love me?
Man : I really don't know the reason, but I can prove that I love u.
Lady: Proof ? No! I want u to tell me the reason. My friend's boyfriend can tell her why he loves her, but not u!
Man : OK...OK !!! Erm...because u are beautiful, because your voice is sweet, because u are caring, because u are loving, because u are thoughtful, because of your smile, because of your every movements...



Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and became
comma. The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and here is the content :

Dearest,
Because of your sweet voice that I love u...Now can u talk? No! Therefore I cannot love u.
Because of your care and concern then I like u... Now that u cannot show them, therefore I cannot love u.
Because of your smile, because of your every movements that I love u...
Now can u smile? Now can u move? No, therefore I cannot love u...
If love needs a reason, like now, there is no reason for me to love u anymore. Do loves need a reason?
NO! Therefore, I still love u... And love doesn't need a reason...

"When loving someone... never regret what u do... only regret what u didn't do"
If God brings u to it...He will bring u through it...